New Year’s Resolutions that are Easy to Keep Every year, we torture ourselves with New Year’s resolutions – losing weight, eating better, getting more exercise – we’ve all been there before. And do we keep them? Many of us do. But there’s always at least a few that you feel bad about not keeping. So this year, we decided to change things up. We present to you a list of New Year’s Resolutions that anyone can keep! Reject models when they ask you out Eat more pizza Don’t let your naturally good looks make you insecure Confiscate at least one selfie stick Don’t drink alcohol at the gym Exercise your right to eat more tacos Stay in more Spend less time with people, and more time on your phone Don’t go to the gym on days that end in “y” Rather than lose weight, buy bigger clothes Use your fitness equipment to hang up those clothes Take the time to procrastinate more Replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump Interrupt people more often Do less laundry, and use more deodorant There – don’t say we never did anything for you! I know these resolutions will be a great source of pride and personal achievement in the coming year. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions. Happy New